Last week I present for Christmas circuit card picture with a cedar tree wreath around my neck . Mom tried it on Uzzi but it would n’t go over his horn , so he pouted while I impersonate . Ha ! Mom and Dad got frustrated because I feed part of the coronal but hey , cedarwood is yummy !
Mom makes Christmas cards by gluing real photos on blank Strathmore cards , then embellish the inside with stickers and a saying .
This year the card with my flick on them say : “ Merry Christmas and Goatwill toward Man . ”
The holidays are the perfect metre to touch base with family and friends , so I write to my biological mom , Ozark Jewels Peppercorn , and tucked the note inside the scorecard I sent her . Here is what I told my birthing mom :
“ momma !
Since it ’s Christmastime , I thought I would write you a letter to enjoin you how I ’ve been . I live at a property with a lot of Goat . There are half a dozen lovely Boer gentlewoman here ( and Big Mama ! ) but my beggarly old Mom and Dad wo n’t countenance me multiply them . This fall I did get to breed Bon Bon ( you commend Bon Bon ) and a visiting doe name Bella . I think I should have dibs on those Boers too .
I have three children , Hutch , Curzon and Jadzia . Curzon and Jadzia have Star Trek name like I do , but I am named after a great Klingon warrior and they are nominate after something call Trill . My human mommy plans to name my Modern kid after Trill too : Emony and Lela . But if there ’s a male child , his name will be Drex because General Martok has a son nominate Drex .
I cognize a lot about composition and computers . That ’s because my human dad taught me how to compute . My friend , Uzzi , and I sneak into the family after everyone is in layer and we calculate all the meter . Uzzi and I are wise !
My human mom says I ’m getting an learner next month , but I do n’t think I wish the audio of that . He will be a tiny kid . It might be fun to be a role mannikin but he will grow up fast and he is going to breed Jadzia next downfall ! Do I need a son - in - legal philosophy ? I ’m not certain .
Mom is belong to call him Ozark Jewels General Kerla . General Kerla is another Klingon warrior but he is n’t as important as General Martok . In fact , General Kerla is a Brigadier General and General Martok became the Klingon Chancellor , so since I ’m name for Martok that assign me a big cut above the trespasser .
Tell my sisters ‘ hi ’ for me , Mom . And tell Juniper her noisy son , Edmund , is doing delicately too ( wow , can that son scream ! ) .
Your make love Logos , Martok ”
A great big Merry Christmas ( Blessed Yule or Happy Hanukkah , whatever your seasonal holiday may be ) from Uzzi and me . See you next twelvemonth !
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